Iris: We’re good… But we could be even more awesome.
Talia: I agree. Perhaps we should double our training sessions.
Auriana: Double? I thought we were…
Woman: Ah!
Iris: Hmm? Ah! Crystal Flecto! Are you okay?
Teenage boy: Yeah. I think so. I can’t believe that I almost…
Iris: Huh?
Teenage boy: Huh! Didn’t get to meet you.
Iris: I was so worried about you.
Teenage boy: Let’s run away together!
Iris: Okay!
Talia: Everything alright, Iris?
Iris: Never better.
Teenage boy: Iris… Such a beautiful name.
Iris: You like it? Really?
Talia: Iris, are you ready to go?
Iris: Yes, let’s go.
Teenage boy: Wherever you want…
Talia: Auriana, a little help?
Teenage boy: Wait! Don’t go!
Iris: I have to practice! But I’ll come back to you, my love!
Scene: Rehearsal Room
Talia: What kind of a spell is she under?
Auriana: It’s called love!
Iris: What rhymes with “Splat”?
Talia: Iris! What are you doing?
Iris: Oh! Sorry. I was just writing a love poem.
Auriana: A love poem! For that boy you fell in love with an hour ago? How romantic!
Talia: She can’t be in love, she just met him.
Iris: I know! It’s love at first sight! Ahh!
Auriana: Love at first sight happens, I’ve read all about it in these earth fairy tales!
Talia: Fairy what?
Auriana: Oh, they’re stories with evil witches, and cursed princesses, and true love!
Iris and Auriana: True love…
Talia: These fairy tales are just silly romantic stories that aren’t real.
Iris: I thought so too, until it happened to me.
Talia: Iris, you agreed to more training time in order to increase the “Awesomeness” remember?
Iris: You’re right. Let’s train.
Talia: Thank the Melzors.
Scene: Magical Training Room
Talia: Begin with the Crystal Dawn Attack.
Iris: Okay. Hmm. Mmm. I just can’t get him out of my mind. Wasn’t he handsome?
Auriana: Yes!
Talia: No.
Iris: His eyes were so blue… Or were they brown? Either way, they were so magical. I could stare at them for days…
Talia: Iris, Crystal Dawn Attack.
Iris: Want to hear the love poem I wrote?
Iris: Yes!
Talia: No.
Iris: “Roses are red, Irises are blue… You’re in love with me, and I’m in love with you. I’m so lucky I saved you before that crate fell… Instead of hearing ‘Splat’ now I hear wedding bells!” Did you like it?
Auriana: Yes!
Talia: No.
Auriana: Mmm.
Iris: Right! Crystal Dawn Attack. No problem. Crystal Leos! My love! You came looking for me! I wrote you a poem. "Roses are red… Irises are blue...You’re in love with me, and I’m in love with you…
Talia: Iris is acting very strange.
Auriana: Ooh. One thing to do, find that boy.
Iris: Yes! I want to learn his name! His favorite smoothie flavor, favorite song, and his favorite everything.
Mephisto: [Laughs maniacally] If you’re gonna be in prison, might as well be with the one you love.
Praxina: Phase two went well. Now to send you back home, to Gramorr! Morbullo!
Mephisto: Good job, buddy.
The Archer: [Growls at Mephisto]
Praxina: [Sighs] Stop bothering this creature and go deal with Iris! Morbullo!
Mephisto: All right, all right! No need to get bossy.
Iris: [Gasps] Hmm!
The Archer: [Growls and shoots an arrow]
Mephisto: What? You thought you could get our guy to… Oh, I loved you since the moment I saw you.
Iris and Amaru: Huh?
Mephisto: I know we’re not supposed to be on the same side, but I can’t help it. Could I dare to hope for you to love me back?
Iris: [Giggles] Oh, Mephisto… How ever could I love you? I don’t even know if you’re telling the truth.
Mephisto: [Stammers] I’ll do anything to prove it! Anything!
Iris: Okay… Free Talia and Auriana from those bubbles. Then I’ll believe you.
Mephisto: Huh?
Praxina: What’s the matter? Why did you run here like a fool?
Mephisto: Um, I’ve got to do something.
Praxina: What?
Mephisto: Free Talia and Auriana. So Iris will love me.
Praxina: [Gasps then groans]
The Archer: [Growls then shrugs]
Praxina: [Sighs] I can’t believe you let yourself fall victim to the Archer’s spell.
Mephisto: Yeah, whatever. Exbullo!
Praxina: Don’t even try!
Mephisto: I’m doing it for love! Something you don’t know anything about! Exbullo!
Praxina: No!
Mephisto: Oh! Now do you believe me, pumpkin?
Iris: You forgot about Auriana.
Mephisto: Oh, yeah. [Laughs nervously] Exbullo!
Iris: Thank you, Mephisto.
Mephisto: Honestly, my original plan was to destroy you, help Gramorr take over Ephedia, and then ask for a promotion. But now, I’d rather we just hung out and watched a movie. [Grunts after being hit by Praxina]
Praxina: Brother, you may have been enchanted, but that’s no excuse.
Mephisto: Ow! That hurt!
Praxina: It’s going to hurt a lot more next time.
Mephisto: Iris! My love! Help me! [Screams] Ow!
Iris: I almost feel sorry for him.
Talia: Then put him out of his misery.
Iris: Let’s put them out of their misery. Crystal Luxtra?
Talia: Xeris!
Auriana: Volta!
Iris: Ephedia!
Mephisto: Oh! She does love me!
The princesses: Crystal Luxtra!
The Archer: [Growls]
Praxina: [Groans and pushes Mephisto away from the spell]
Scene: Sunny Bay Park
Auriana: Do you think Mephisto is still in love with you?
Iris: I don’t know. I’ve got my own love problems to deal with.
Scene: Streets of Sunny Bay
Iris: The archer creature used our powers against us. It caught you both in a version of your own magic.
Auriana: Since your magic is powered by love, you got hit with a love spell! It made you totally gaga!
Iris: I know this is just fake love, but it feels real.
Auriana: Maybe you really, really love Brad?
Iris: How’d you know his name is Brad?
Auriana: I don’t. I just made it up, I really like that name.
Iris: Oh. I can’t be in love with a guy whose name I don’t even know. How do we reverse the spell?
Talia: I’m certain one of my spell books will have the answer.
Iris: Huh?
Talia: It will take me no longer than a few weeks.
Iris: A few weeks? Oh. [Sighs]
Auriana: I have my own spell book that might fix everything a little bit faster.
Scene: Smoothie Bar
Teenage boy: I’ve missed you so much.
Iris: I’ve missed you, too.
Auriana: Hmm.
Iris: Close your eyes.
Teenage boy: Hmm? Mmm-hmm.
Teenage girl: [Sighs before kissing him]
Teenage boy: Oh!
Teenage boy: Gina! My one and only true love!
Gina: Charlie! It’s really you! You’re back to normal!
Talia: It worked. I don’t understand.
Auriana: In earth fairy tales, an evil spell is always broken with true love’s kiss!
Iris: Hmm… [Sighs] I’m going home, and I’ll try not to think about how my life is over.
Talia: We can’t leave her like this. I will immediately begin digging through my spell books for a solution.
Auriana: But you saw how the kiss worked on Brad, I mean, Charlie, I know it will work on Iris. Hmm.
Scene: Dock
Nathaniel: I got your note! Aunt Ellen’s trapped in the fireplace?
Iris: What? No! Why would she be in the fireplace?
Nathaniel: It’s what your note said!
Iris: I didn’t send a note.
Talia: Did you send for Nathaniel? I don’t understand what you’re doing.
Auriana: Just watch. Crystal Lévé!
Nathaniel: If your aunt is fine, why do you look so sad?
Iris: The person I thought was my one true love isn’t in love with me.
Nathaniel: Well, I wouldn’t exactly say that. Whoa!