Talia and Kyle Sitting In a Tree/Transcript

Remember, the Crystal Whisper Spell can tame any wild creature, no matter how big or small.
(PURRING)
(GIGGLES)
But they must be whispered into the ear of the creature.
What if it doesn't have any ears?
TALIA: Focus!
Oh! Mmm-hmm.
The hard part is getting close enough without getting obliterated. For the record, if it doesn't have ears, you probably shouldn't use this spell.
(GIGGLES)
Crystaferocis!
Ooh, nice work, Talia.
(GIGGLING) Am I late?
I'm so excited! I love this spell!
(GROWLING)
(GASPS)
Not loving it!
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
Amaru, I need your wings!
I like the way she thinks!
IRIS: Whoa!
(BOTH GASP)
Iris! Are you okay?
(BOTH GASP)
(GROWLING)
Ah!
It's a lot harder than it seems to stay on his back and recite.
True. Let's break it down to make it more manageable.
Did you say "break," as in smoothie break?
I sure could use a smoothie!
(SIGHS) No, no, no. We don't have time for a smoothie break.
(SLURPING)
Bottoms up!
(GIGGLING)
(BELL CHIMES)
Huh?
Oh, hi, everyone.
This is Kyle.
(CHUCKLES)
He's new in town.
Uh...
I've been showing him around, spent all day with him, we're practically dating.
(GASPS AND HUFFS)
Ugh. Come on, Kyle!
(GIRLS EXCLAIM)
(SCOFFS)
(WHISPERING)
(IRIS AND AURIANA GIGGLE)
Ugh!
Uh, hey!
Look, your mother asked me to show you around, I did, the least you can do is make Nathaniel jealous!
Someone has a boyfriend.
Kyle likes you.
(SCOFFS) Please!
I don't have time for boys. We have a concert to give and a planet to save.
You guys are saving the planet?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Heh. Yep, you know, conserve, recycle, save the planet!
Huh?
Huh?
AURIANA: Wow, Talia, you must've had the super energy boost!
Slow down.
Hey, wait up!
(GROWLS SOFTLY)
So Nathaniel said you girls have a band?
(GRUNTS)
Yep. Sure do.
Talia's really the one who got us together.
(GRUNTS)
If it wasn't for her, we wouldn't have even met.
You should hear her play!
I'd love to! Can I watch a rehearsal?
Totally!
Of course!
Not!
Uh...
Absolutely nobody can watch us rehearse!
(GASPING)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Well, see you around.
(CHUCKLES)
Is it me, or are they kinda weird? In a good way.
Totally weird, totally good.
(SNICKERING)
I don't think you're having enough fun on Earth.
I'm not here to have fun.
Oh, come on!
Let me repay you for teaching me the Crystal Whisper Spell by teaching you how to act with boys.
Huh?
Absolutely not! One, you still haven't perfected the spell. Two, I know how to handle boys. And three, I'm sure Mephisto and Praxina are behind this.
Oh, you're too careful for your own good, Talia.
Really? I already almost let Nathaniel know our true mission.
An honest mistake. It happens.
Not to me! I must focus my mind entirely on our mission.
I don't have time for boys.
(SIGHS)
♪ You tell me I'm out of sight
♪ You give me butterflies
♪ I'm hanging... ♪
(MOBILE VIBRATING)
It's Kyle!
Don't answer it!
Hi, Kyle!
I'm not here.
AURIANA: Sure, she's right here!
(GROANS)
Uh, hello?
KYLE: Hi, Talia.
I was wondering if you'd like to go on a picnic with me?
No, thank you. My schedule is quite full with our upcoming concert.
Uh, well, how about after the concert?
Still busy. Studying.
One can never study too much, you know.
Now, if you'll excuse me, we have some shopping to do.
(BEEPS)
Who gave him this number, Auriana?
BOTH: Uh...
Hey, Talia!
(GASPS)
Huh?
(GIGGLES)
♪ Talia and Kyle sitting in a tree ♪
BOTH: (SINGSONG) Hi, Kyle.
Hi, Iris, Auriana.
Wow, you look really pretty today, Talia.
Your eyes sparkle like luminescent crystals.
(GASPS)
(GIGGLING)
They're really just eyes.
So, I got you something.
Huh?
This is highly inappropriate. We don't even know each other.
(GIGGLES) Open it!
(GASPS)
It's a book light!
So you can study anywhere, anytime!
That's so thoughtful!
Isn't that thoughtful?
So thoughtful!
Yes, well, thank you, Kyle.
Mmm.
Boy, Talia's hard to melt.
PRAXINA: Hmm. See, told you! Talia's completely distracted by this boy. My plan is foolproof.
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
Poor Kyle.
How much rejection can one guy take and keep coming back?
(LAUGHS) Maybe Talia's right. Kyle must be one of Mephisto and Praxina's pawns.
(LAUGHS) He did say her eyes were like luminescent crystals!
Coincidence?
(GASPS)
(BOTH GASP)
Maybe not.
We need to keep him away.
Talia doesn't even like him.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
NATHANIEL: Uh, don't mind us. We won't be here long.
I just wanted to bring you a sports drink for rehearsal, Talia.
Hmm.
Oh, thank you, Kyle.
(SNIFFING)
(GASPS) Ugh!
AURIANA: Hmm?
(BOTH GASP)
(GASPS)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
(WHISPERS) It's for your own good.
Well, I guess we'll let you get back to rehearsal.
Since you're here, you might as well stay.
(BOTH GASP)
Oh, awesome!
(UPBEAT MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
Be ready for anything.
Mmm-hmm.
(GASPS)
What are you doing?
(CHUCKLES)
Nothing. Dancing.
Look who I found.
I think he wants a better view of the show.
Focus, Auriana, please. Now let's try it again.
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
Freeze right there!
(AMARU SCREAMS)
(SIGHS) No, no, no!
There's no scepter or ribbon or "freeze right there" in this choreography!
Uh, we best be heading out. See you girls later.
(SCOFFS) I'm going to get music sheets that aren't green!
Ooh. Talia seems upset. More than usual, I mean.
(DOOR OPENS)
BOTH: Huh?
Hi. I came to watch practice.
(BOTH GASP)
Huh? Mmm...
Are you serious?
Rehearsal's over!
Mmm. All right.
Something's definitely not right with Kyle.
BOTH: Hmm.
Huh?
(BOTH GASP)
I knew it!
Really?
I never would've pegged Praxina as a smoothie kind of girl.
No! Kyle's evil! Why else would he meet with those two?
(GASPS)
(GROWLS)
(LOUD GASP)
He's not even a real boy!
Talia was right all along.
It's a good thing she doesn't like him.
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
(GIGGLES)
(GROWLING)
Huh?
All we have to do now is unleash him on the princesses!
Hey, what do you think, should we confront them now or get Talia first?
AURIANA: Let's get them now!
(ALL COUGHING)
So, do you wanna tell Talia or should I?
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
Oh, I didn't know you were home.
I was just leaving these to wish you luck at your gig tonight.
How did you know I love Earth's flowers?
Hmm?
(CHUCKLES) Lucky guess?
You know, there's a garden full of them at the park, if you want to go on that picnic.
Uh, I'll think about it.
Awesome!
(SNIFFS AND SIGHS)
Talia, good news.
Just like you suspected, Kyle's not a cute new boy in town.
Huh?
He's a Shapeshifter courtesy of Mephisto and Praxina!
Nice flowers, where'd they come from?
Hmm.
Hmm. She's usually much happier knowing she's right.
PRAXINA: When we saw how much Kyle liked Talia, we sent a Shapeshifter to take his place.
GRAMORR: To do what, exactly?
Break her heart!
Mmm.
She'll be so sad, her energy will be depleted and the girls won't be strong anymore.
So you've captured the real Kyle?
Yes.
Wait, I want to change my answer.
No. Ow!
(CHUCKLES)
It's under control.
The princesses' time is running out.
(GASPING)
Oh, no! Someone's in… Wait, that's weird.
I sense that Kyle's in danger but how can that be when he's evil?
Maybe he's in danger of being good.
Maybe he's in danger of being turned into a...
Let's just save that for special occasions.
We need to find out what this is about before we go on.
Agreed.
Crystalocatum!
Look, it's Kyle!
Why would Kyle be frozen in black crystal if he's also a monster?
(GASPS) Because there are two Kyles.
The real one and the monster!
(WHINES)
You didn't really think Kyle liked you, did you?
Don't listen to her!
Show her how you really feel about her, Kyle.
Hmm.
(ROARS)
Is it me, or does he look a little bigger this time?
Auriana, Princess of Volta!
Iris, Princess of Ephedia!
(CHUCKLES)
BOTH: Talia!
(GASPS)
Talia, Princess of Xeris!
(GROWLS)
(GROWLS)
(GASPS) Hmm!
(ALL GASP)
He's fast!
A lot faster than your boyfriend.
Oh, that's right, he's not your boyfriend.
You were fooled, by me, into thinking he liked you!
Distracted, much?
(GROANS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Oh, right. That thing.
Help Talia, I'll take care of him.
(LAUGHS)
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLS)
Amaru! Let's fly!
(CRYSTALS SHATTERING)
(BOTH PANTING)
PRAXINA: Aw, did you really think you were going on a picnic?
(GASPS)
Don't let her get to you, Talia!
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
(GASPING)
(WHISPERS) Crystasedare Intra.
(GROWLS)
(GIGGLES)
(SCREAMS) What have you done? You ruined my precious monster!
(GRUNTS)
Huh?
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Never unexpected, always disappointing.
TALIA: Xeris!
AURIANA: Volta!
IRIS: Ephedia!
ALL: Crystal Luxtra.
(ALL LAUGHING)
I can't believe I fell for Praxina's tricks.
Crystal Solvenda!
(EXHALES)
(TALIA AND IRIS GASP)
(GIGGLES)
(SIGHS)
(ALL EXCLAIM)
Did I miss anything?
Whoa.
I just had the weirdest dream.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHEERING)
(WHOOPING)
[Music playing]
Hey, Talia, what're you writing about in your Scroll of Thoughts?
Only that we're so proud of you for being such a good student and defeating that evil Minotaur.
(DOORBELL RINGS)

AUNT ELLEN: Talia, dear, there's someone here to see you.
(BOTH GIGGLE)
We should totally grab a smoothie to celebrate Talia's first Earth date.
That rocks!
And we can say hi to Nathaniel while we're there.
Oh, I hadn't thought of that.
(BOTH GIGGLE)

THE END

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